Scientists Record Signal of Distant Black Hole Consuming Star

"Mayor Michael Bloomberg, when asked to comment, suggested that consuming whole stars is a major cause of black hole obesity and that he is introducing legislation to limit black hole consumption to dwarf stars and interstellar gasses. Local law enforcement expressed skepticism that the ban could enforced, since the black holes are "a bajillion light years out of our jurisdiction" but Bloomberg was adamant that "if we can save even one black hole from a life of obesity and health issues then we have an obligation to act no matter what the cost".

Source: http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdotScience/~3/X7eK2Tu3Uk4/scientists-record-signal-of-distant-black-hole-consuming-star

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