Family of bears throws impromptu party, drinks 100 cans of beer ...

A family of bears broke into a Norwegian home, raided the cupboards and drank all the beer, says a story in TheDrinkBusiness.com that may have been stolen from ?a popular fairy tale.?

According to the article, the bears broke into Even Borthen Nilsen?s cabin and ?ate all the food in the kitchen?including chocolate, honey and jam,? before smashing up the furniture and drinking 100 cans of beer.

It?s unclear how the bears drank the beer?bit holes in them and shotguned them into their mouths maybe??but what is clear is that bears act exactly like bad-seed teenagers from shows on the Investigation Discovery Network who run amuck in suburban neighborhoods.

In the reenactment, the bears are wearing chokers and black eye makeup and taking multi-vitamin-sized pills with a big ?E? on them, and when the homeowner comes home they hit her on the head with a wrench and put her in her own trunk and steal her car and drive it to the local river.

Then the real bear would give a partially toothless interview from jail where she?d say she?s sorry for what she did, and we?d be like ?wow, this is terrible Television,? but we?d keep watching and next thing we?d know it?d be 3am and we?d still be watching.

Here are some photos from the scene of the crime:

Source: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/187079/family-of-bears-throws-impromptu-party-drinks-100-cans-of-beer/

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